Saturday, December 20, 2008

WAFAA - 2008

‘Wafaa’ the new movie which stars Bollywood Super Star Rajesh Khanna and Pakistani actress Saana. It’s a low budget movie with a steamy story line to keep the viewers interested. The movie promo shows all different types of shades steamy beach scene, bed room scenes, Romantic songs and finally suggestive dialogues.

The movie will sure have sexual tone in the dialogues which can be seen from the videos, Super Star Rajesh khanna's decision to choose this movie to make a comeback.

The Pakistani actress in the movie is dressed too much, too shoddy in certain scenes and too less and too provocative in many scenes. The movie is directed by Rajesh Sawant. Rakesh Sawant, has in the past made skin flicks like ‘Hot Money’. Even the Censor board has cleared ‘Wafaa’ with an 'A' certificate.

Sudesh Berry as Harry: A senior Officer in Thailand. He is a dynamic and honest man. He is respected by police force and most trusted man in CBI agent - Mike.

He Love’s Guns and Women’s. He is given the task to solve a murder involving Mrs. Beena Chopra. A murder so unusual and mysterious, Will he be truthful , Do you know the one who love WAFAA.

Tinu Anand as Mike: A CBI agent at Thailand. He is an honest and righteous Man. He is a man of principals. He is always been true to his to his duty. He loves challenges. Challenges of solving mysterious of murder.

Together with his most trusted senior officer – Harry – he is about to face a usual murder and mystery of his career and do you know the one who love WAFAA.

Introducing pakistani actress Saara Khan as Beena: A 25 year old young women. She is an airhostess, beautiful, sensual and sexy. Her dreams are big. She always wanted name – fame – wealth – and status.

She is a dreamer, an achiever. An achiever to achieve she can go to any extent. Even extent to marry a man twice her age – Amit Chopra .. but … do you know the one who love WAFAA.

Plot summery : Alcoholic womanizer Shyam meets with Shanti and gets married to her.

On their wedding night, a friend of Shyam's lures Shanti away on the pretext that Shyam is hospitalized due to an accident, and takes her to a brothel, and attempts to force himself upon her.

The police raid the place, and Shanti is arrested for prostitution. Shyam comes to the jail, tells her that he is ashamed of her, disowns her and leaves.

Shanti is released from jail, as there is no evidence to hold her, and starts her search for Shyam. She soon finds out that Shyam has married again, and is living with his mom and dad.

She goes to see a lawyer, Saraswati, who agrees to represent her, and get Shyam to admit that he is married to her. When confronted with a legal notice, Shyam denies ever knowing, leave alone marrying a woman named Shanti.

Saraswati gets herself involved in obtaining proof of this marriage, and the matter is taken to court. It is there that Shanti finds out who Shyam's second wife is.

Super Star Rajesh Khanna gets cozy with young Saara: He will be seen doing lovemaking scenes with a young actress in this movie.

In this movie the sexagenarian actor playing a role of a millionaire who gets married to a sex-starved airhostess.

The girl, however, marries him not for love but for his money. Soon she is sleeping around with another man of her age. The role is played by Pakistani siren Saara Khan.

Though other senior actors might squirm at the thought of romancing a girl that’s just 20 years old, Super Star Rajesh Khanna had no such compunction.

According to him, the lovemaking scenes with the young actress are justified because they are demanded by the film’s script. Super Star Rajesh Khanna says ‘Wafaa’ is not a sex flick but a “mature love story with strange twists”.

Meanwhile, Super Star Rajesh Khanna is taking more and more acting assignments. He is learnt to have signed as many as eight movies. Super Star Rajesh Khanna as usual his acting very very superb.

Movie Title: WAFAA - 2008
Banner: True Life Production.
Language: Hindi..
Shooting: China.
Producer: Rajesh Agarwal, K K Agarwal.
Director: Rakesh Sawant.
Star Cast: Super Star Rajesh Khanna, Sudesh Berry.
Story: Salim Raza.
Audio on: Red & Yellow music.
Singers: Kalpana, Sanu, Pronali Chaliha, Mika Singh, Akruti Kakkar, Udit, Kailash, Aftab Hashmi Sabri, Hashim Sabri, Sunidhi, Rahul Vaidya, Cinematography: Yusuf Khan.


Ratings: 7/10

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ashanthi - 1982 (Review - 1)


ASHANTHI - 1982

It was a time when action had made its entry and was lapped up by one and all. The anger of the masses during the emergency, the entry of a Congress alternative for the first time at the helm of politics - the Janata Party and its subsequent fall out and the return of Indira Gandhi as our PM, the Naxalite movement, the unrest in Bengal, there was anger and it was yet to die down - this could be that one reason why everyone wanted to see someone beaten up. As long it wasn’t them, it was fun.

The degeneration of politics was on, and moving forward in top gear. Pranab Mukherjee, the then Minister of Economy, would come in each year to present the budget, with his trademark pipe sticking out from the corner of his mouth. (Sir Ramadoss, please note). It would take another 10 years for us to shift from socialism (even if we democratically elected our representatives) to a free capital market (of course when it comes time for lay offs the flags of socialism are unfurled in no time). It would take 10 years since Ashanti for Coke and Pepsi to re-enter our markets and for policies to open up our markets to make it easy for us, the then young engineers to finally venture out in the international markets, see & live & experience life in places we could only dream of… but we still remain a confused lot of people in this day and age just like those filmmakers who remain confused whether they have made a tragedy or a comedy. When it comes time to take (loans, cars, imported goods) we turn capitalist and when it comes time to give (lay offs, seeking help from politicians with the strongest muscle power) we in no time suddenly turn socialists. No doubt our filmmakers remain a confused lot, as they, but, represent the times we live in.

The middle class had perhaps not yet started moving out of the theaters. They would. Very soon. Perhaps after the Asiad Games that were were being held in New Delhi that year… 1982. And by the divine grace of the holy powers in politics we were granted Color Televisions. And the rumor mills in many of those gossip magazines had meat to chew for a few months. Color television causes eye cancer. Color televisions causes hallucinations. Statistics were produced from thin air or the writers’ ass… children watching black and white television fall less sick than those watching color TV… I guess not much has changed. Which is why I wonder why channels like Aaj Tak, Headlines Today and others have not started their own movie production house, as the script writers are right there employed by them. All they need to do is snip 3 hours of their daily (any day) news and convert them into movies. All the background score, shock effects, weird camera angles and bombshells (no idiot not bomb’s shells, I meant the curvy kind) who have no idea what they are talking already pre-exist in those snipped 3 hours. You even have double roles. On Headlines Today, they have this lady who opens up her hair when she is doing gossip sections on cinema and ties up her hair when she’s reading serious (?) news in another section. At first I thought they were twins. But actually this is called cost-cutting in business. And Headlines Today perhaps had seen the future of the dead markets that we have today. How couldn’t they see… they have half a dozen astrologers on their channel doing bhavishya-vani. How dumb is that! How stupid is it for technology driven businesses like the News Channels to have astrology shows every hour!!! Pathetic!!! So I simply switch off the television after watching the astrological forecast for Sagittarius every night.

Moving on… 1982 shall be remembered as the year color television finally landed in India. Perhaps that was the first step for the middle class to find an excuse to move away from the theaters, which were slowly and surely cutting back services to save costs. Like switching the air-conditioners off during months of intense Bombay summer heat. I guess they were trying to give us lessons… training… on how to watch a movie in a swimming pool… problem was the water in the pool was your own damn sweat and that of the person sitting on your left side. You were safe from the sweat of the person sitting on your right side cause you had pushed yourself as far as possible to escape the heavy bombardment of flatulence that darn guy was pumping out.

Hence you learnt, changed, adopted and got adept at the ticket window ” One ticket for Ashanti. Corner Seat please!!! ”

Now Umesh Mehra, back in those days was the new kid on the block. Completely commercial and loved the fast, action genre of movies. The problem was the treatment of his films was corny and like all the other films (until JP Dutta and Mukul Anand came into the scene) the technical quality was awful. But he was quite clear in what he wanted to make and he did keep making such movies. That is one thing I’ve loved about such people in Bollywood. There is no confusion. If there was any confusion, it was at our end, when you had to quickly make a decision to take any other seat in the theater if the ticket window told you that all corner seats were taken. Vaat lag gayi!

Umesh was the the son of F.C. Mehra who was the head of Eagle Films that was associated with films since ages, starting from some good to average ones like Aji bas shukriya (Geeta Bali, Johnny Walker), Ujala (Raj Kumar, Shammi Kapoor, Mala Sinha), Professor (Shammi Kapoor, Rajshri, Mumtaz), Prince, Amrapali (Sunil Dutt, Vyajantimala), Lal Patthar, (Rajkumar, Hema Malini,Rakhee, Vinod Mehra) and then the dopey ones like Salakhen (Shashi Kapoor), Manoranjan (Sanjeev Kumar), Sohni Mahiwaal (Sunny Deol, Poonam Dhillon), Alibaba Chalis Chor (Dharmendra), and whole post 70s see-film-suffer-migraine factory that included Ashanti (Rajesh Khanna, Mithun), Ek Jaan Hain Hum (Rajeev Kapoor), Jaal, Mujrim, Aakhri Adalat, bus bus bus!!!

Not much is heard about Eagle films in Bollywood these days, except that Eagle films operates a couple of studios in Bombay and Noida (close to Delhi) where television shoots take place.

Umesh started on a high with Alibaba Chalis Chor, (not recommended, so don’t get a DVD and start seeing it just because the name appears here and then curse PFC within 10 minutes of the movie, but I would recommend this movie in case you were going to pick up Arbaaz Khan’s Alibaba and 40 thieves - which is made by a team that I suppose were the students of this ganja team). The project was ambitious and truth be told the opening sequence of the 40 thieves doing stunts on their horses at that time looked really well done. It is claimed by Eagle Films and I’m not sure if it is true, that Alibaba Chalis Chor is amongst the all time top 3 hits in Soviet Russia ever. EVER?

We Indians need to quickly stop drinking “vodka” lest we make Drona or Karzzzzzzsnorezzzz the biggest hit in Indian cinema. I’m telling you this world of cinema would be so lovely without the wretched Vodka… and ganja (Remember Mawali?)

The problem with Umesh’s film from my point of view was they were knee deeply stuck in mediocre entertainment. Of course from their angle, they weren’t targeting me but the masses who lapped up their products. I wish there was more from the guy.

And like the rest of the lot, Umesh too got lost and forgotten with the advent of Video and later on with the advent of new directors on the block, who could take that extra few steps to rise above mediocrity.

I think Abbas-Mastan, are one such team who know what they wanna make and attempt to make it well. Even if Race is crap, it’s hard to imagine, two guys over the age of 50 can just throw themselves to direct a story for teens and the college crowd such as Race. Don’t believe Abbas Mastan have it? Try watching the song “Khud ko kya samajhti hai, itna akadti hain” from Khiladi (Akshay’s Khiladi phobia started here). It was the early 90s (1992) and I’d never seen anyone do what they did to that song and for most part of the movie… besides Mukul Anand (Kanoon Kya Karega - the ice-cream melting over the girls hands as the audience watches the badminton game, the opening sequences of Sultanat that can give takkar to any Hollywood magnum opus, the rewind-fast forward scene in Main Balwan, Jumma Chumma in Hum etc. etc.), JP Dutta (the desert scenes in Ghulami, shoot out at the mosque steps in Yateem, the just missed becoming a gem - Hathyaar and then JP sir was gone… lost) and a few others like Rahul Rawail (Arjun - the chase amongst a sea of black umbrella in Bombay rains… to me is one of the five best creative picturesque shots caught on Hindi camera, Dacait - a technical ace!)

Unfortunately Umesh never made it to this league. Perhaps it wasn’t meant to be. Perhaps my expectations were too high.

Ashanti (1982)

The only show available for booking the tickets in advance on a Tuesday, was the 12pm Matinee show on the following Sunday. Ashanti was to release on the following Friday. So the coming entire week was fully booked. The producers had slowly realized the formula for getting crowds on the opening weekend. Multi Heroes!!! Umesh-ji went a step ahead… Multi Heroines!!!

Perhaps Ashanti may be the biggest hit in the action genre that Rajesh Khanna ever gave. To begin the story, Shri Khanna is a cop, who was shown Dirty Harry a 1008 times during his stint at the police academy. That could only be the reason why he goes into kismet, bandook ki goli dialogue ala Harry-jee when he catches the bank robbers and their head (Monty, son of Prem Nath and younger brother of Prem Kishen - if you have no idea who Prem Kishen is… ummm… remember the movie Jai Vijay starring Jeetendra, the other lead was Prem Kishen… still no idea? well… remember the movie Humare Tumhare - he was in it… still no idea? ok, lets move on).

So Monty-jee put in Jail. Khanna goes home to…. MA… yes the lone cop always had a Ma at home… or a sister… or both or both and a handicapped kid brother… or all of them… or if none was available there was a widow staying always next door, who the lone cop took care of (and of course her family) and when the neighbours who had nothing else to do would gather and throw lalchan (Hinglish: False accusations) on the widow for having an affair with the lone cop (not true, it was never true)… leading to the widow’s ma-in-law, beating her with dialogues like “Mooh kala… mur kyon nahin gaye… hum mooh dikhane layak nahin rahay” perhaps clearasil may have helped had they known it. Anyways the lone cope would enter the scene… do blood donation with blood dripping over the widow’s maang and everyone would go back to their house perhaps just in time to watch Aamchi Maati Aamchi Mansa, Chitrahaar, Chayageet, Kilbil, Santakukdi - what can I say. It’s 1982 and those were the few programs that came on Bombay TV.

Anyways Khanna cop has Ma so the entire widow angle or sister (who will be raped) and brother (who will lose memory when sister is raped) is eliminated. But it is the Ma angle. So you know, this story will soon start showing some khujli towards the darn Ma. By the grace of God, Ma was not played by Nirupa Roy. Guess Khanna may have given strict instructions. Amitabh ki Ma kabhi meri ma nahin bun sakti. So the producers cooked their ma-buns at the doorstep of actress Ratnamala.

Brace yourself. This movie has twists so many that it would give the winding roads of my dear Kumaon Hills a complex. Enter Heroine 1. Shabana-jee who’s standing in Khanna’s apartment as he returns from work. Khanna’s momma, bholee momma, thinks Shabana is his girlfriend and she is happy - bahu mil gayee… little does she realize that it is actually meri lag gayee.

Khanna : Who you?
Shabana : Remove Monty from jail and take this cash
Khanna : How can I remove Monty. That darn guy tried to imitate Rishi Kapoor.
Shabana: Doesn’t matter. This is big cash. Leave him
Khanna: Fuck you. Adding two more Zs behind the ass doesn’t mean anything.
Shabana: Take this money
Khanna: Get out

Of course the conversation isn’t verbatim, but the gist is Khanna kicks out Shabana. Then goes to his balcony, glances at his jeep parked below, and jumps from the balcony to check that there exists a bomb in his jeep or something that he diffuses or something. It is not important. What is important he “JUMPED” from his balcony to check his jeep. No stairs. No elevator. And the idiot that I was, after watching this scene, I thought jumping from one’s balcony impressed women. It doesn’t. Trust me. Atleast not, if your balcony is on the ground floor.

So the fool that the hero is, that is Khanna, he will jump from the first floor because he suspects the goondas have done something hanky panky with his jeep, but he does not check his house.

Enter police in Khanna’s house. We have search warrant. Behind Khanna’s sofa is big bag of cash. Rishwat. Corruption. Khanna in. Three years imprisonment.

Khanna’s mother shocked. My beta taking rishwat. She joins the AAAAAA club… (All Ammas Achanak Aheart Attack Association). Say bye bye to world. Khanna at the age of 46 is anath. Who will adopt him? India Jails.

After 3 years Khanna jee steps out of Central Jail. Camera angle top to bottom. Khanna with Sun glasses, and full grown beard. Perhaps Topaz blades and Palmolive shaving cream were banned in jails during those Socialist days. Who knows.

So with hair on his face and revenge in his heart, Khanna goes looking for Monty (who as per last friday has taken punar janam. No one ever asked poor Dino Moreo how he felt being reborn as… Himesh Reshammiya.)

So Khanna beats one goon at Aunty’s tadi bar. Question. Why was it always only an “Aunty” or an “Uncle” running country liquor bars in Bollywood? Didn’t Chacha, Chachis, Mama, Mamis have the business acumen? This is so utterly degrading to say that Uncle and Aunties did all the stupid country liquor business in Bollywood in those days. Its like saying all bad drivers in America are Chinese. So not true.

Anyways, the goonda takes Khanna to a junk-car yard, where Monty is waiting and going “HA HA HA” - this was all part of the plan. Gun fight follows. Then one car is dropped by the crane on Khanna. Khanna goes “NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIN”…

Wake up.

Doctor: How are you feeling?
Khanna: Fine
Doctor: Good.
Khanna: Good.

Now Khanna drops his hand to his crotch. If you are a guy, you know when its time to scratch the balls, it is time. No aandhi, toofan, langur can stop a man from scratching his balls. When the call comes, a man has to go. So perhaps, Khanna’s call came in, he moves his hand to scratch. Then comes the SHOCK!!!

No dear reader, the balls are intact. The legs aren’t. You see Khanna loses his legs. He is pained. How will he jump from the balcony anymore!!!

Khanna goes to temple. To pray. Selfish guy. Till he had his legs, he never went to the temple. But now that he is in pain and trouble, suddenly, God ki yaad aa gayee. Pure Kalyug times we live in.

Twist. Twist in a temple? Yes twist in temple. I told ya. Umesh Mehra was good. But not great.

Shabana at temple. Khanna sees Shabana. Shabana sees Khanna. Shabana runs. Khanna chases. Wait! Didn’t Khanna lose his legs? Yes. He did. He’s chasing Shabana on his crutches. Tragedy strikes. Khanna falls. Crutches in the high kinetic energy in their motion continue their accelaration, dropping down the stars, THAK THAK THAK THAK and reach Shabana who is almost at the bottom of the stairs. Shabana looks at the crutches.

Shabana: Khanna you going langda?
Khanna: Bhain ki takki sub teri wajah say happening!!!
Shabana cries
Khanna gives shoulder.
And Bhain ki takki suddenly becomes potential lover.

Khanna asks. What is going on here? Who is behind my dukh?

Cut to.

Amrish Puri. Who was some King of someplace that was annexed by the government of India when India gained independence. Puri did not like this. So he went on total destroy India mode. His goal: To spread in India - Ashanti!!! And to enforce how bad Puri is, Umesh Mehra has Puri wrapping snakes around his neck and going mouth to mouth with snakes and even giving some tongue.

Lets move on to the two remaining heroines.

Kanwaljeet Singh. No he was not one of the heroines. Kanwaljeet works for Puri’s gang and in the process does some cheating. His girlfriend is Zeenat Aman, who dances with Kanwaljeet at the club. No dammit. Kanwaljeet does not do cheating in his dances. Its some drugs dealing or something like that. Its not important. What’s important is Kanwaljeet dances disco in this film. Yes he does for an entire song. Collector’s item.

So after the song “Dil diya hain, maine dil diya hain… YA YA Yaad rakhna…” you get to know in the conversation between Zeenat and Kanwaljeet the ghochi Kanwaljeet has done. Amrish Puri comes to know and sends his men to capture Kanwaljeet and Zeenat. When the goons are going to do that Shabana and Khanna hit Zeenat on her head without anyone realizing it and kidnap her.

Kanwaljeet runs to friend’s house whose sister is Parveen Babi. Enter Heroine Number 3. Goons reach and supposedly kill both Kanwaljeet and his friend. Goons run after Parveen Babi. So Parveen Babi is running on the beach, with the wafadar Bob Christo running after Babi. Beach. Night. Parveen Babi. Bob Christo. Time for a drunk Mithun Chakraborthy to enter the scene and inaugurate the following lines for the first time in Hindi Cinema…

Teri Jaat Ka Baida Maru

(Hinglish: Hit you with an egg made from your caste)

Babi faints… because of running, Christo, drunk Mithun or the utter undecipherable “Jaat Baida” dialogue… we shall never know… anyways Babi faints, Bob Christo horny. Enter Mithun. Bob confused. Erection or Maramaari. Mithun slaps. Bob quickly makes decision. Fight first fuck later. Too late. Mithun hits Bob to unconscious state with his Australian egg. Next morning Babi wakes up. Mithun wakes up. Babi rushes to house to check on her brother.

Brother dead. Zeenat, Shabana and Khanna arrive. Zeenat cries. Babi cries. Khanna offers shoulder. But withdraws once he catches Shabana’s nasty look at him. He may be lame… physically… not in the head. Good for him.

Khanna offers his hand to all three heroines. We have one common dushman. Amrish Puri. Lets join hands and I will help you get your revenge. All three girls shake hands with Khanna. Now starts their training. Within a few days they are Karate, Kungfu, Sharp Shooting champions… (why the fuck did no one send them to the Olympics?). A secret photo of their training was taken by yours truly for proof.

This is the story till Interval. Yes. All this has happened and the story is just half complete. Next half starts. Too many things happen. Most villains being thrown over earthen pots, pans, brick walls, windows, doors. Mithun joins Khanna gang. Not sure why. Why the fuck did he have to leave his beach house, his daaru to join three women who had no clue what the hell was happening and Khanna who was building weird devices between his bouts of getting horny on the three women. Please note: He stops going to the temple again, once he has three hot women living with him. One of Khanna’s invented devices is a soooper doooper gun in the shape of a crutch. Presenting the evidence of the device above right.

Goons die and more bad men die. More and more, atleast more than the number of mosquitoes you clap your hands around to kill while sitting on your toilet seat, and definitely more than the number of ants who are squashed under your lotta filled with water as your squat on your desi toilet, only to find all the water in the lotta popping out on the toilet floor, in your attempt to kill ants to pass your time. And the only water supply to refill your lotta with, is 20 feet “outside” the bathroom. Good Luck!

Anyways, the Khanna gang reaches Puri’s palace after singing and dancing “Mirchi Kolhapurchi“. Khanna wants Monty (Puri’s son, if you haven’t guessed it now), Shabana wants Puri, Babi wants Puri’s goondas, Zeenat wants Puri, Mithun has no clue what he wants or what he is doing there. More twists follow. Puri had daughter who he never had. Khanna says he knows who his daughter is, but will tell him only after Puri hands over Monty to him. Puri suddenly wants daughter so gives Monty away. Khanna pulls his artificial leg out, drops crutches, and for some strange reason starts walking around and beating Monty with his artificial leg against the background score “Shakti de Maa… Shakti de Maa”.

Fighting erupts. Bad guys get killed. Kanwaljeet appears. Everyone happy. He’s not dead. Zeenat goes with Kanwaljeet. Babi with Mithun. Shabana with Khanna. Everyone walks away with somebody And we walk out of the bathroom with an empty lotta towards the tap-water 20 feet away.
http://passionforcinema.com/the-torture-series-7-ashanti/

Insaaf Main Karoonga - 1985 (Review - 1)


INSAAF MAIN KAROONGA - 1985


It was 1985. Indira Gandhi had been assassinated about a year ago. I was consistently in a state of depression. No not because of the tragic demise of Mrs. Gandhi, but because of some kind of chemical locha in my head. Unfortunately Munnabhai had not yet come alive. He would 20 years later. That year, Sanjay Dutt had just returned from the US (I think) after his long haitus, getting himself treated in the US of A to get rid of his drug problem.

Producers were a little apprehensive, as Dutt sat at home twiddling his thumbs waiting for a project. And while he did that, I had realized that there was too much pressure on me. It was my 10th grade. SSC to be precise. The dreaded “Board exams” - to push it down the thick skulls (who are still going: Huh? SSC?). So to escape the depression of tutions, schools and the Exams, I started skipped school and watching movies at the local theaters from 10 to 12 morning show and then the 12:30 to 3:30 show and then come back home. I had, finally, found the cure for my depression.

Inspite of the torture received at the hands of Bollywood. I would take the torture anytime, than be close to a depressive school environment. Perhaps those were also the first origins and clues to my undeniable liking to kinky sex. Maybe Bollywood had realized it before anyone else - those - I’ve had sex with - that I was suffer-ring from BDSM submissiveness. Relax. I did not masturbate in any of the theaters I went to. So if there is something white and sticky on the ass of your pants at Mayur, Sona, Jaya Talkies, Topiwala, Anupam and any other theater in Bombay… I assure you, it was not me.

I’m positive it was raining. And I was there with my bag of notebooks (meant for class) standing there watching the big bad poster of IMK. Snow all around, Rajesh Khanna giving the tired but angry look in an army uniform looking at an angle, Om Shiv Puri in one corner while the heroines Tina Munim and Padmini Kolhapure in the other corner. I was in.

Rajesh Khanna was done and almost out of the Bollywood scene. Besides delivering the occasional Avatar, Fifty Fifty, Souten… he wasn’t seen doing or delivering much. He did do a few for the B.R. Chopra production house (Yash Chopra’s elder brother) and made a few (sad and pathetic) attempts to do a Jeetendra with the South Studios. But his time was long up. He failed to reinvent. He was done. Tired looks, nasty hairstyle and hanging desperately by his nails on the “stylized stylish over the top start stop start stop kind of acting” that was hanging on the cliff about to fall down, he refused to let go. And he fell down with it. It was tragic for our parents to see such a man, India’s first super star, fall in such a way. Only the journalist the late Devyani Chaubal, who wrote for a film gossips mag called Star & Style, supported him to the hilt. Even in his flops. According to Chaubal, in one of her snippets in those years, Khanna was one of the few in Bollywood who had class… for, on the Friday of any of his movie release, he would celebrate it on his rooftop by opening a bottle of champagne.


Anyways the movie starts with Rajesh Khanna as an army officer somewhere in Srinagar, or some mountains in India that has snow. He marries an orphan (who else) Tina Munim. Om Shivpuri is Khanna’s boss and gets hard on seeing Munim. Look at the desperation. Because they are stationed deep in the hills, women are far and few in between so koi bhi chalegi… Anyways, like it usually happens in a few dozen odd movies seen before, Thurki Puri sends Khanna on a assignment. When Khanna leaves, Puri goes to the army canteen to buy a bottle of whiskey. He doesn’t buy condoms because AIDS is still unknown around in the army people and those in Bollywood in 1985. So Puri drinks the entire bottle, gets his required hardon. Pity putting that whole bottle of whiskey to such a tragic use. But then Viagara was still a decade and half away from being invented. So whiskey it was.

With a stomach full of whiskey, and a dick full of thurkey, Puri knocks on Tina Munim’s door for some tutti frutti. It is raining or snowing, lightening. Meaning the job more or less will be accomplished. And since in these situations heroines were supposed to be the dumbest of all creations of God (yes even your Lotta was supposed to be smarter), Munim opens the door, lets the Thurki Puri in. Gets raped while crying in her miserable voice “Nahin… bachao… mere pet main bachcha hain!“… unfortunately that makes Puri more horny, cause I guess he is kinky and likes doing it with pregnant women. So he does. As a last attempt Munim cries “Mujhe bhagwan ke liye chod do… “… doesn’t work… no not Puri’s dicky… but the cries pleading him. Maybe Puri had a hearing problem. When he heard chod do (leave me), he thought he heard chod do (fuck me) and he followed Munim’s instructions dutifully.

Unfortunately for Puri, one bottle of whiskey means one orgasm. So after that, he gets up and leaves. I’m sure for another bottle of whiskey. Unfortunately for him and all the thurkee front benchers sitting in that non A/C theater and having upgraded themselves to the Balcony area, their rubbing crotches playing dangerously all around me poor self…. the second attempt doesn’t come. Munim commits suicide.

Khanna returns. Does his expression of sadness and moves on.

Since a hero should not and cannot be without a heroine in those days. Enter Padmini Kolhapure.

Kahani mein twist. Kolhapure is Thurki Puri’s daughter.

Kahani mein another twist. Kolhapure falls in love with Khanna.

Parallel Story line: Joy Mukherjee. Joy Mukherjee? Yes the Joy Mukherjee. The lover boy chocolate hero of the 60s. He plays a slimy bastard who steals some kind of military secrets or weapons or army underwear to sell it to the enemy.

In those days, Pakistan, China others were not our enemy in the movies. The country that was our enemy was “Enemy”, “Desh ke Dushman”, “Seema par dushman”… It must have been a very difficult time for that country. Considering every country they shared their borders with, must have been considering them their enemy after watching Bollywood movies that claimed the country “Sarhad par Dushman” was the enemy.

Mukherjee had a great time in the 60s, but he flopped miserably and did hardly 5 - 7 movies in the 70s. IMK saw him on screen after a gap of 7 - 8 years.

It was only recently I realized that Joy Mukherjee had directed the Rajesh Khanna flick in 1977 called Chaila Babu. Perhaps Khanna was returning the favor. Now visualize the act of favor as - a sinking ship lending a helping hand to a sunk ship.

Anyways the Mukherjee track seems to end right at the beginning of the movie where Khanna catches, bashes and gets him transported to jail. Of course Mukherjee screams from the jail - holding two bars and screaming with his face stuck between two rubber jail bars - “Khanna main tujhe dekh loonga“… Based on this dialogue - I’ve always wondered if any statistician has done a literal count of how many people will be be seeing how many people in Bollywood movies. The numbers I truly believe will put to shame the people at Match.com who claim to be the biggest dating service online.

Needless to say, Mukherjee escapes from jail so he can get another round of bashing on his face at the tender hands of Khanna. But this happens in the climax…

Because we have to take care of Thurki Puri. Remember him?

Well well well… there is a new twist. There is a tape. Tape? Not a cello tape you idiot. A sound recording tape. You know that tape that we used to play in a box called a tape recorder player? Yes that tape. In case you haven’t seen a tape recorder or heard of a tape… what can I say… you are lucky.

So it seems, that before Thurki Puri knocked on the door of Munim to help releive his whiskey laden dick, Munim-ji was recording a tape for Khanna, announcing that “main tumhare bachche ki ma banne wali hoon”

THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY!!!

Mystery as to why she mentioned to Puri during her vastra haran scene “Mere pet mein bachcha hain“… at that time I was confused enough and bold enough to ask loudly “KISKA?”

Mystery solved.

So while she was recording, Puri had knocked and she left the recorder running… (remember heroines are supposed to be dumb and hence do not know anything about energy and electricity conservation)… to open the doors to Puri and his whiskey dickey.

So the entire rape scene is recorded on tape. Khanna hears. Khanna flicks eyebrows. Khanna tightens jaw. RRRRRRRRRRREEEEVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

After much twisty twisters that would make your tortured soul jump from the balcony of the theater, we reach the climax where Khanna beats up Puri and beats up Mukherjee (we haven’t forgotten about him)… and walks away over the snow capped hills with Padmini Kolhapure in arm.

Guess it’s champagne time.

The movie was directed by Shibu Mitra who was, I sincerely believe, a member of Bollywood’s secret Public-ko-Torture-Karo Club (PKTK). By the looks of it everyone in Bollywood in those days seems to have belonged to the prestigious PKTK club. Out of the crap that Mitra directed (beginning with a movie called Bindiya aur Bandook), the only two I’ve enjoyed are Maa Kasam (cliched but Amjad Khan’s best comic role ever for which he won a Filmfare) and Aag Hi Aag (please don’t ask, there was a definite energy in this movie, that saved me from killing myself)

Oh you bratty bloggers boinking at every new Friday release, I’ve just started. I’m just warming up. For I have to take you down more than 20 years of torture to show you what crap actually means. If you are already shaking in your legs, puking or have already fallen unconscious, … brace yourselves… I’ve just begun…


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Do Raaste - 1969 (Review - 1)


DO RAASTE - 1969


Do Raste was a movie by Raj Khosla that released in 1969. This was a momentous year for Rajesh Khanna. Here was a genuine boy next door who wore bush-shirts over slim fit trousers. His diction (or should I say dialouge delivery) was to die for. He had worked in some avant garde movies like Ittefaq and Aakhri Khat. His Aradhana was a super duper hit. He was well on his way to his Phenomonen status and unequalled adulation.

But what to do, it was the time of the CLICHE. You would take a look at a girl in a saree with the palloo draped over her head and you said, ahhh here is the girl who will make my ghar a swarg. A girl with a bouffant and shamlessly bared arms n you went - nahi nahi, ye ladki mere ghar to nark bana degi. Smokers were BAD people, milk drinkers were innocent. Poor were good and Rich were bad. Villagers were good hearted and City dwellers were evil. Balraj Sahni, Jeetendra, Rajendra Kumar, Rajesh Khanna, Mumtaz, Sharmila Tagore were safe people, you couldnt trust Jeevan, Pran, Prem Chopra, Bindu, Helen and Faryaal.

So Do Raaste was a tale of a middle class family that believed in staying together. The mega-mom Veena had taken a step-son into her affectionate heart and promptly gives birth to 3 more children. The step-son (Balraj Sahni as Nabendu) vows to take care of his step-siblings like his own on his fathers death-bed. His wife (Kamini Kaushal as Madhvi) vows likewise and denies her children milk so that her step-in-laws may be comfortable. The oldest of the steps, Viju (Prem Chopra) is brainy and Nabendu takes huge loans to send him abroad to study. There is an undercurrent of expectation that he will take care of the rest when he is ready to earn big bucks.

The audience already knows that Prem Chopra (Viju) is a bad egg and there is trouble ahead. To top the cake with the cherry, he is married off to Bindu (Neela). Hey, the audience is buzzing .. bahut bura hua. Neela is a nagin in disguise and takes care of Viju’s purse and makes him leave home. This is the pits.. no hero ever leaves home, it is always the evil villian. BUT hope is alive because the younger step is now tan tan tana Rajeeesssshhh Khanna. So the audience heaves a sigh of relief. Yeh zaroor is khandan ki izzat ko bachayega. Rajesh Khanna (Satyan) entertains the audience with some songs and a romantic track with Mumtaz (Reena). Chup gaya saare nazaare oye kya baat ho gayi, sings Reena with an innocent pout. Tune kajal lagaya din me raat ho gayi, sings back Satyan with a short shake of the head and a blink. What became a mannerism later is a fresh thing then. The females in the audience are sold hook line and sinker. What a looker !

Neela is up to her tricks to divide brother from brother. Nabendu bears it all stoically, he faces layoff right at the moment, his wife has to sell bangles, he has to sell some tasteless furniture, kids are kicked out of school, his step-mom dies of medical neglect, moneylender is claiming the house. To top it, his good step-brother Satyan (who looks at least 27) is still an undergrad, his step-sister cant work. Only their good neighbour, Jayant, who plays a pathan, helps them. So we have a tiny track on hindu-muslim ekta.

However, while the Nabendu group is going hungry what is Neela-Viju duo up to? They are throwing parties where Neela wears a foot-high bouffant with some loose curls dangling about her face. (She looks simply gorgeous with her large eyes slashed by thick eyeliner and the Marge Simpson do). AND they visit strip-tease night club. Gasp ! That is the PITS. There is a pretty good dancer who loses a couple of her veils while Viju smokes furiously and Neela seems to be ENJOYING HERSELF. The message is clear, this couple wants to enjoy life. The audience that has already wrung out one tearfilled hanky and is preparing to use another, gasps in horror. Look at this major slut, she is grinning and partying.

But thankfully, Madhvi bhabhi comes into her own and brings about a closure by going to Viju to beg him for some financial reprieve. While Viju and Neela are busy insulting her back, Satyan pops up at the door. How he found about about his bhabhi’s whereabouts are going to remain a mystery to me forever, but he does take the bull by the horns and unlike his forgiving brother Nabendu, he does some plainspeaking. Among the things he says in his clear voice, he also intones - Jis ghar me mard aurat ka ghulam ho wahan me kabhi nahi reh sakta. There were many appreciating ceeties and claps at this. Then he locks his bhabhi in a room, and beats up his brother. Nagin strikes again, and hits Satyan on his head with a heavy flower pot.

Suddenly this emotional potboiler turns into a thriller. What will happen next? Will Satyan die? Will he require an operation? Will he complain to the police against Viju and Neela? But of course, Nagin realises that she cant wish away this part of the family and reconciles with them after Satyen tells the police he fell from the stairs. The audience squeezes out the last teardrops and goes home.

The movie was marred heavily by several cliche-ridden dialogues and situations. I dont think the writer had to do any hard work at all. Some camera movements were really strange. There was a song where Mumtaz and Rajesh Khanna were shot standing behind some coloured screens. The effect was definately kitsch there. But the beautiful songs probably stayed with them, and drew them back to the cinema hall. The lover-boy Rajesh Khanna sings - Yeh reshmi zulfein, yeh sharbati aankhen, inhe dekh kar jee rahe hain sabhi. Mumtaz did her bit by wearing a terrible orange saree and a behenji makeover for the naughty Bindiya Chamkegi. I wish she had worn a peppy pajami kurta for this one. Then there was the aforementioned - Chup gaya saare nazare oye kya baat ho gayi. And also ‘Khiza ke phool pe aati kabhi bahar nahi, mere naseeb me e dost tera pyaar nahi’. Lakshmikant Pyarelal gave some memorable numbers for this otherwise drab movie.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Prem Kahani - 1975 of Super Star Rajesh Khanna


Prem Kahani (1975)
By memsaab


With a title screen (and title) like this, you’d expect a happy movie, right? Wrong! It’s incredibly sad. I sobbed for a good hour. But it’s also really good. The story takes place against the backdrop of India’s fight for freedom from British rule (although no attempt to recreate the period through costumes or anything has been made), and is a love triangle between two best friends and the girl they both love. What saves it from descending into jingoism and melodrama are the marvelous performances by Shashi Kapoor, Rajesh Khanna, Mumtaz and Vinod Khanna; Raj Khosla’s deft direction; and the lovely songs by Laxmikant Pyarelal with beautiful, meaningful lyrics by Anand Bakshi.

This is a pretty long post, because there’s a lot to say about this film. It isn’t perfect, but does so much just right that the imperfections don’t matter.

Rajesh Narain (Rajesh Khanna) is about to graduate from college and dreams of becoming a teacher. His best friend is Dheeraj Kumar (Shashi Kapoor), who has just been promoted to Superintendent of Police and is on his way to his new posting.



Rajesh promises to visit him after he goes home to see his older brother and his family. Brijesh Narain (Trilok Kapoor) publishes a newspaper and is an active participant in the Quit India movement. Rajesh is in love with Kamini (Mumtaz), who lives with her parents next door to Brijesh. Her father Rai Bahadur Sinha (KN Singh) is a supporter of the British, and Brijesh’s activities are a constant irritant for him.



Rajesh himself is mostly apolitical. He wants to teach literature; he’s a poet and a dreamer. This doesn’t go over too well with Kamini’s father, who has found a nice guy with a good government job for Kamini. But Kamini loves Rajesh, although Rajesh is reluctant to approach Sinha with a proposal when he doesn’t have a job yet. They are so cute together! as always! and sing a lovely duet, “Prem Kahani.”



Things are about to take a tragic turn, though. Brijesh leads another peaceful protest march, but instead of being arrested again, he is shot dead.

His grief and anger move Rajesh to join his late brother’s comrades. They try to talk him out of it—one sacrifice per family is enough, they say; who will look after Brijesh’s wife and daughter?—but he will not be deterred and they finally give in.



Meanwhile, Kamini’s father flatly refuses to give his blessing to her marriage with Rajesh. She defies him and goes next door to ask Rajesh to marry her (I love how bold she is!).

He flippantly rejects her, pretending to have never been interested in marriage, only in romancing her. Of course his real motives are that he doesn’t want her to become his widow, but he doesn’t tell her that and she is deeply hurt.



Kamini, thank goodness, sticks up for herself.



But she’s devastated; at home she tells her mother that she’ll marry whomever her father has picked, that she doesn’t trust her own judgment any more. Rajesh is upset too, but he’s made up his mind to sacrifice all for his country.

Soon after this, he and his band of brothers catch the man who ordered his soldiers to shoot Brijesh. Supposedly he’s English, although he looks like an Indian with blue contact lenses; however, the filmmakers do manage to find a gori lady to “act” (badly) as his wife (”No, no please have mercy!” in a monotone).



Hilarious! Rajesh kills the “Englishman” (she pretends to swoon…oh, it’s really bad). This naturally puts a big price on his head, and soon the police everywhere are looking for Rajesh as he continues his revolutionary activities. After some months, he goes to visit his bhabhi and Munni; their house is being watched though (duh!) and the police soon arrive looking for him.

He hides in a pile of blankets, and as Munni watches terrified, her mother puts her hand over Munni’s mouth and nose to keep her from giving Rajesh away. Unable to breathe, Munni dies—this is based on a very sad true story, which you probably have already heard, but it seems a bit unnecessarily over the top here. The police leave without finding Rajesh, although one havaldar shoots his rifle into the bedding where he is hiding, wounding him badly in the arm. This wound is nothing compared to his grief over Munni’s sacrifice, of course.

He needs someplace to hide while he recovers from his injury, and he tells his fellow revolutionaries that he’ll go to his friend Dheeraj’s in Ghazipur. With Dheeraj being the SP there, nobody will suspect him of hiding Rajesh. One of his friends arranges a ride for him with a truck driver named Sherkhan (Vinod Khanna).



Vinod!!! Sherkhan drives Rajesh to Ghazipur, but has to break through a police roadblock to do so. The police note down the truck’s license number, but lose him in pursuit. Sherkhan and Rajesh arrive at Dheeraj’s house and find it lit up like a Christmas tree: it’s his wedding day.

Inside, Dheeraj is shyly approaching his new bride for the first time with a gift—a book of Rajesh’s poetry.



He doesn’t have long to wait on that score, because the wounded Rajesh bursts into the room. Despite his injuries, he wants to meet his best friend’s bride.



Yes, of course: it’s Kamini. She has married Dheeraj per her father’s wishes. The humanity! They are shocked to see each other, and appalled, but Dheeraj remains cheerfully clueless; plus, he’s a little bowled over by his new wife’s beauty. This is quickly replaced by concern, as Rajesh faints into Kamini’s lap.

Outside, Sherkhan is stopped by a police havaldar and arrested.

After bandaging up Rajesh, Dheeraj and Kamini spend an uncomfortable wedding night sleeping on the floor and the sofa, as Rajesh is occupying the bed. In all fairness, he has offered to leave but Dheeraj won’t let him.



Oy, clueless man! In the morning, Dheeraj goes to work, leaving Kamini to take care of Rajesh. It’s exceedingly awkward, as you’d expect, and their rare exchanges of conversation mostly consist of sniping at each other.

Dheeraj arrives at the police station to find havaldar Kotwal (Yunus Parvez) interrogating Sherkhan. He prevents Kotwal from beating Sherkhan for the moment, but Kotwal goes to a higher official for permission to torture him into confessing and gets it. When Rajesh asks Dheeraj if the Pathan has been caught, Dheeraj lies and says he hasn’t—Rajesh is relieved.

Of course, the tension at home is thick enough to cut with a knife. Bewildered, Dheeraj attempts to break it.



Through a gorgeous duet (”Phool Ahista Phenko”) which is fortuitously subtitled for me since the lyrics are brilliant, Rajesh and Kamini communicate their feelings to each other. Kamini expresses her anger and hurt, and indignance that Rajesh should be upset with her that she’s gotten married. Rajesh reveals his sorrow at hurting her and tries to placate her a bit. Their expressions during this wonderful song match it in intensity. I begin sobbing.



He:
When you pluck the rose, pluck it with care
Gently pluck the rose, for roses are delicate
In any case, they are unfortunate to blossom among thorns
Gently pluck…

She:
Gently pluck the rose, for roses are delicate
You do have a lovely little grouse
But isn’t it unjustified too?
Those who always hurt people
Say this when they are themselves hurt
They say, gently pluck the rose, for it’s very delicate
The ones who make people weep eventually cry one day
The rose…

He:
Pluck it gently, for roses are delicate
They hurt not, they are the ones who hurt
Pluck the rose gently

She:
You do have sympathies for the beauty of the rose
And why not? You’re a man too

He:
One answer for a thousand questions
Let not the eyes deceive you
Pluck the rose gently

This is Hindi cinema at its finest, honestly. So much communicated so beautifully in one simple song! How to explain it when someone says “Oh, Bollywood—those are musicals, right?” Sigh.

Anyway. I don’t stop sobbing, because the torture of Sherkhan has commenced. He stoically and steadfastly refuses to say anything about Rajesh. Dheeraj at one point even gives him veiled permission to tell the truth rather than suffer any longer, but he refuses. There isn’t much else Dheeraj can do for him without drawing attention and suspicion to himself, and his helplessness and frustration shows on his face.



Kamini sings another lovely song at a party Dheeraj holds to celebrate their wedding with friends and colleagues. She sings about her “prem kahani” as “water drawn away from the river”—it’s quite sad but beautiful, and after the guests leave, Dheeraj stops her on the stairs.



When they are back in the room with Rajesh, Dheeraj asks him what happened to his romance with the girl he loved. Rajesh (who has overheard Kamini’s song downstairs) explains everything as Kamini listens silently. At the end, though, she tells him that he should have been honest with the girl and that instead of getting married to someone else:



Poor Dheeraj heartily concurs with her and it’s Rajesh’s turn to fall silent. Meanwhile, as Sherkhan endures his continuing torture in silence, Kotwal gradually becomes more suspicious of his superior officer as he discovers clues that he is hiding something.

How can this tangled web resolve itself? Will Sherkhan finally be broken? Will Dheeraj learn the truth about Rajesh and Kamini? Will he be able to save himself from certain arrest, and Rajesh from hanging? What will happen to Kamini and Dheeraj? Or Kamini and Rajesh?

The story builds to its climax perfectly. Yunus Parvez’ performance as Kotwal is very good. The building of his suspicions about his SP is done just right, and is very believable, as is his determination to do his job and capture the fugitive Rajesh. I’ve already said that the main characters have done their jobs exceptionally well too—the performances by all are subtle, believable and nuanced. The undercurrents of patriotism and sacrifice required for the fight for independence is not overdone or cliched for the most part; the heart of the story though is of relationships, of building them and sustaining them, and of letting go when necessary. Well worth seeing, Prem Kahani is another wonderful film from Raj Khosla (and I continue to love his peeping Tom camera angles!).



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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

First Look of Super Star Rajesh Khanna in Wafaa



For all the Rajesh Khanna fans, here's good news. Last witnessed on the big screen in Jaana – Let's fall in love (if you overlook the special effect appearance in Om Shanti Om that is), the actor is back in Rakesh Sawant's directorial Wafaa. Khanna had earlier acted in Hot Money, a B-grader and Wafaa too seems to fall in the same category. The film also stars Sudesh Berry, Sahib, Tinnu Anand, Take a look....Wafaa is the story of an old man who marries a young girl. The film sees Rajesh Khanna playing a rich businessman

Monday, November 10, 2008

CHHAILA BABU - 1977












CHHAILA BABU - 1977

There are only two things which give me *good* nostalgia for the 70s: ABBA music and Hindi movies. I spent the latter half of that decade wearing hideously patterned Qiana shirts, sporting feathered hair and fighting the tendency of my stomach to overhang hip-hugger bellbottoms, all the while living in rural Indiana and wishing I were dead, so that is actually saying something.
I suppose if I had cable television and thus access to reruns of the original “Starsky & Hutch” television shows that might do it too, but I don’t. I love Laxmikant Pyarelal’s music in this film, though, especially the opening title and background music (although the songs are fab too). It’s funkadelic 1970s, all the way, and reminds me of the opening themes to those 1970s cop shows.
Check it out!
Additionally, this film offers Rajesh Khanna in multiple avatars matching wits with gorgeous Zeenat Aman plus a host of my favorite villains, all doing their best with a completely wacked-out script—it’s a fine way to spend a Sunday afternoon, my friends, especially when you lack cable television.
Nattily-attired bad guys have been assembled for a meeting. Their mysterious host: an infamous gangster called “Scorpion” who has looted and murdered his way across India.

He is enlisting their help to pull off an 80-lakh bank robbery, and assigns each of them a task. It falls to Pratap (Ravindra Kapoor) to deliver the money to Scorpion’s man (Yusuf Khan) at the end of the heist. (It’s ridiculously easy to rob and kill the poor Southern Bank truck driver and his guards so I won’t dwell on it in any detail). Pratap is in love with Lily (Padma Khanna) and so plans to use the cash to set up a new life for them outside of India. Sadly for him, Lily is sleeping with Ranjit too and betrays him (note the requisite villain fish tank above the bed!).

Naturally the rest of the gang and Scorpion feel cheated, and Pratap is shot down at the airport when he tries to make a run for it. As he lies dying in a policeman’s arms, he gasps out that the money from the robbery is with his daughter Rita, and the code is 77203—the rest is drowned out by a plane taking off. The police and the gang are soon on Rita’s trail: she’s in Kashmir.
In Kashmir, Rita (Zeenat Aman) is a ski champion (although in the skiing shots she looks suspiciously like a stunt man). She has several fans cheering her on in remarkably unenthusiastic strangely-accented monotones.

A warning sign on the slopes is chopped down by an unseen person, and Rita skis blithely on into danger. She’s rescued by a local ski guide, who shows up again minutes later as a carriage driver.

When she asks him who he really is, he responds with a song: “Main Chhaila Babu” (translated as “Cool Guy” in the subtitles). It’s so fun, a horse-carriage ride through deep snow. The chemistry between Zeenat and Rajesh that I noticed in Ajanabee is fizzing away here too! And despite his very very bad hair (who was responsible for RK’s hair in the mid-late 70s? They should be shot!) he is very charming.
When he drops her off at her hostel, a CBI Inspector (Om Shivpuri) is waiting for her. He tells her about her father’s murder and asks her about the money. She’s distraught but knows nothing, and he asks her to return to Bombay to help the CBI in their investigation. At the airport observing her arrival are the gang and—Chhaila Babu, wearing a medal around his neck.

Cut to a night-time police chase, with a thief—Chhaila Babu again!—escaping into Rita’s stupendously decorated pad.

A yellow shag-carpeted ledge, the perfect hiding place! After the police leave empty-handed, he watches Rita change clothes (”Baap re!”); then Macmohan and his sidekick break in. They want the money, and they think Rita knows where it is.

Naturally, Chhaila Babu steps in to save her. I will say that his action skills are not even close to his romantic skills, but Rita helps him out by kicking some ass. Macmohan sees his Scorpion medal, and both men flee. Chhaila Babu tenderly administers to Rita’s wounds and kisses her; it’s to-die-for romantic despite his Prince Valiant hair.

He tells her that he loves her and wants to marry her, and if she hands over the robbery money he’ll take it to the police for her—otherwise he’s afraid she’ll be killed for it. Suspicious, Rita sees a diamond necklace hanging out of one of his pockets, and tells him furiously to get out. He tells her that society has made him a thief; that it robbed him of his family and left him with nothing to live for except vengeance, but she’s unsympathetic. After he leaves, though, she cries.
He’s not giving up and the next day he shows up again, this time as a taxi driver. He tells her that her words the night before have changed him.

She melts, of course! So do I. Later, he tells her about his past: that he lost his father and mother, and all he has left is his harmonica which his mother had inscribed with “Chhaila Babu”—her nickname for him when he was little. This morphs into a song, where we see flashbacks from his childhood combined with an old woman begging and looking for her son—his mother (Achala Sachdev) is still alive, and still looking for him!

Mera chhaila babu, mera dil! The humanity! I love this plot twist. She runs into Chhaila Babu and Rita shortly afterwards, and they discuss her lost son and his lost Ma, but fail to make the connection. Meanwhile, the police and the CBI Inspector are pretty sure that Chhaila Babu is Scorpion, but they need evidence.
The CBI Inspector decides to rope in Rita to help them get evidence. To that end, he takes her to a nightclub where she sees Chhaila Babu flirting with Lily, and then playing the drums when she dances to a great tune called “Kal Raat.” It’s a crazy number—worthy of Helen at her finest—Padma does it justice too.

The club happens to belong to Ranjit, and Macmohan is there too; he recognizes Chhaila Babu as Scorpion. As he tells Ranjit who Chhaila Babu really is, someone throws a knife into his chest and he’s killed.
Rita, now jealous, decides to help the CBI to catch Scorpion. What will happen? Will the gang catch him first? Who is Chhaila Babu? Is he really Scorpion? Can Rita betray him? Will he ever find his Ma? Does he really love Rita or is he just using her? And where is the 80 lakhs rupees from the Southern Bank robbery?

Watch Chhaila Babu to find out, and for the sizzling chemistry between Rajesh and Zeenat, the fabulous music, the mod 70s ambiance and the crazed script. It’s not great art—but it’s solid entertainment.
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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Shehzada - 1972 (Review - 1)



















SHEHZADA - 1972
Oh oh oh I love this movie! Beautiful Rakhee, yummy Rajesh, imperious Veena, nuanced characters, an interesting story, plot twists, humor, lovely RD Burman songs, and plenty of squishy dil™ (ppcc)! The melodrama was saved for the very end, when it was welcome, because by then I cared so much about everybody and everything turning out okay. The film is also beautifully shot—a visual feast, with sumptuous sets and lovely hilly scenery, and interesting camera angles. And beautiful Rakhee and yummy Rajesh!
Wealthy Rajlaxmi (Veena) rules her palatial home and her company with a steely perfectionism. Her son Ratan (Karan Dewan) is an invalid who is pining for his wife and son.

He’s a spineless sad-sack; Rajlaxmi long ago had forced him to choose between her and his wife Janki, and to his everlasting regret he chose to stay with his mother. For her part, Rajlaxmi loves him and supplies him with the best doctors, nurses and medicine, but he longs for his wife and son who now live in poverty—although he is too much of a coward to leave home.
His son Rajesh—called Raji—(Rajesh Khanna) has grown up to become a truck driver, and he has an ongoing flirtation with a lovely shopkeeper named Chanda (Rakhee).

Chanda has an abusive uncle (Madan Puri) who takes all her earnings and spends it on booze. Raji can’t stand him and hates to see Chanda cry. He cheers her up with a song (”Ho Tere Athroo Chun”) and his bare chest.

It’s so sweet that it makes my heart hurt. Raji is away from home sometimes for days at a time, and his mother sends him a letter asking him to come see her. He finds Janki (Pandri Bai) chopping wood and chastises her for not buying it; after all, he says, he gave her 60 bucks last month. She teases him.

They also have a sweet relationship: she clearly dotes on him and he on her. It bothers her though to see him working so hard to earn money when he could live like a “prince.” She points out that his grandmother hates her, not him, and would welcome her grandson home with open arms.

Janki in true good Indian biwi style still loves and worries about her husband too, but Raji is immovable on the subject and refuses to discuss it further. It strikes me that he strongly resembles his grandmother in his implacable obstinacy!
Meanwhile, Chanda’s uncle is selling her off in marriage to an older man for a bottle of liquor.

Raji’s friend Nandu (Mohan Choti) is in the bar and overhears the transaction, and hurries to tell Raji about it. The next day, Chanda’s pleas are falling on deaf ears but Raji and Nandu arrive in the nick of time to stop the wedding. After a great deal of very athletic fighting with long sticks (what kind of fighting is this stick fighting? I just saw it in another film as well), he carts her off.
When he asks where she wants to go, she says pitifully that she has nobody, only her tears and poverty. His response is funny: “Wah, wah.” He doesn’t tolerate her teary self-pity for even a minute–but is affectionate about it. They sing a sweet duet, “Na Jaiyo Na Jaiyo Chhod Ke Na Jaiyo Meri Rani” which I wish I understood—but Eros doesn’t believe in subtitling songs (what’s wrong with them?)…

He takes her home to Janki, who welcomes her with open arms.
Meanwhile, Ratan thinks that he hasn’t long to live, and he wants to see Janki and Raji. To that end, he tries to enlist the help of his mother’s right-hand man Nekiram (Sunder), who points out that Rajlaxmi has eyes “behind her head” and that even the walls have ears.

Sure enough, Rajlaxmi calls Nekiram into her office—and has a recording of the entire conversation.

Poor Ratan has no chance of getting help from anyone in the household. Back at home, Raji continues to tease Chanda.

Their romance continues apace with my favorite song in the film, “Rim Jhim Rim Jhim Dekho”:

Janki has a bad dream about Ratan and tells Chanda the reason for her mother-in-law’s enmity. Janki’s father was a freedom fighter, but Rajlaxmi’s husband was a DIG working for the British who supported them and helped wage war on the men fighting for India’s independence. This ideological clash ended in Janki’s father shooting and killing Ratan’s father.

Rajlaxmi (naturally enough) could not bear to have her husband’s killer’s daughter living in her house (Janki’s father was hanged for the murder), and booted her out with her infant son, giving Ratan the option to stay or go; as we know by now, he stayed with his mother. I wonder briefly why Rajlaxmi with her wealth and resources didn’t force Janki to give up her son too, but if she had there would be no Shehzada for me to enjoy and I let it go.
Janki’s dream has worried her, and she’s determined to visit Ratan. Raji refuses to let her go, and goes instead to fetch his father. Ratan is overjoyed to see him, but afraid to go with him until his mother goes out of town on business later that evening. Alas, her trip is canceled and she catches them as they are about to drive away. She invites Raji to come in.

She shows him the room she’s kept as his, stocked with the clothes and toys she bought in trips abroad when he was a child. When she asks him to come live with her and Ratan, he says he’ll be glad to—when she apologizes to his mother. Her response is predictable!

He returns home to his mother, and tells her that his father is fine. She’s overjoyed that Rajlaxmi welcomed him, but he repeats that until his grandmother welcomes his mother too, he’s not interested. She’s not pleased with that, though she has bigger things to worry about soon.

Raji manages to fight off Chanda’s uncle and his array of colorfully-turbaned goons, but not before her uncle threatens revenge. Janki points out that the only way to really protect Chanda from her uncle is for Raji to marry her, and he does so the very next day. All I can say is—it’s about time!

Post-marriage, Raji discovers that his grandmother has bought out his employer Bandhu Transport and promoted him to manager, but he tells Rajlaxmi to eff off with another song (I think, although of course I have no real clue what he’s saying) called “Thokar Mein Hai Meri.”
Then Chanda’s uncle strikes again. He hires a girl to entrap Raji by falling in the road in front of his truck and then screaming “Rape!” when he jumps out to help her. Raji refuses the expensive lawyer sent by Rajlaxmi, and is sentenced to two years in jail. At the same time Chanda discovers that she is pregnant; she and Janki go to see Raji in his cell where Chanda shyly has trouble telling him why she’s not feeling well.

He is overjoyed to hear about his impending fatherhood, although obviously it’s tempered by sorrow that he’s behind bars. Still, he makes Chanda promise that she won’t let his mother go to Rajlaxmi and Ratan to ask them for help getting him freed. She does, reluctantly and also very literally.

When Raji is finally let out of jail, though, he discovers that Chanda and their son are living in luxury with Rajlaxmi and the ailing Ratan, while his mother still lives in her hut. What has happened in the interim? Was Chanda lured by Rajlaxmi’s wealth? Can he ever forgive her? Will the family ever be united?
This film is just so good. The characters are three-dimensional and believable: as proud and unbending as Rajlaxmi is, she also really loves her son and grandson. Raji is a lot like her, which makes their conflict all the more poignant, and his relationships with his mother and Chanda are so sweet. Chanda and Janki could easily have devolved into groan-inducing weepy sacrificing female stereotypes, but don’t thanks to good performances from Pandri Bai and Rakhee. Raji too is complex: stubborn, teasing and a bit aloof, but warm-hearted and loving too. Rajesh Khanna is at his most charming and endearing here. (Veena does overact a bit, but I think it’s a generational thing: she always did in her early films too. But I love her!)
I also kept waiting with some trepidation for the plot to come unraveled as so often happens in the second half of Hindi movies, but it never did! I was engaged and entertained from beginning to end. This one is going on the shelf of films that I never get tired of. I can (and will) watch it over and over again!


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